A Fine Kettle of Fish

Have not posted in a while

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 05:36:11 GMT

I Am A: Lawful Good Human Paladin/Cleric (2nd/2nd Level)

Ability Scores:

Strength-16

Dexterity-14

Constitution-17

Intelligence-14

Wisdom-14

Charisma-14

Alignment:
Lawful Good A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good can be a dangerous alignment because it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Primary Class:
Paladins take their adventures seriously, and even a mundane mission is, in the heart of the paladin, a personal test an opportunity to demonstrate bravery, to learn tactics, and to find ways to do good. Divine power protects these warriors of virtue, warding off harm, protecting from disease, healing, and guarding against fear. The paladin can also direct this power to help others, healing wounds or curing diseases, and also use it to destroy evil. Experienced paladins can smite evil foes and turn away undead. A paladin's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that they can cast. Many of the paladin's special abilities also benefit from a high Charisma score.

Secondary Class:
Clerics act as intermediaries between the earthly and the divine (or infernal) worlds. A good cleric helps those in need, while an evil cleric seeks to spread his patron's vision of evil across the world. All clerics can heal wounds and bring people back from the brink of death, and powerful clerics can even raise the dead. Likewise, all clerics have authority over undead creatures, and they can turn away or even destroy these creatures. Clerics are trained in the use of simple weapons, and can use all forms of armor and shields without penalty, since armor does not interfere with the casting of divine spells. In addition to his normal complement of spells, every cleric chooses to focus on two of his deity's domains. These domains grants the cleric special powers, and give him access to spells that he might otherwise never learn. A cleric's Wisdom score should be high, since this determines the maximum spell level that he can cast.

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I have returned

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 01:13:33 GMT

Hey, I am home and I have no idea what I am doing. I feel as if I have no head and I am running around trying to accomplish something, but the feat is impossible because I have no head and I don't know what I want to accomplish. Other than that, I am satisfied. I love you all.

I'm Lee... hehe.

Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:40:20 GMT

My top result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Naruto Personality Test, is Lee </i>

Lee's my favorite, so Im happy.

I'm Coming

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:51:43 GMT

Dec 22 in the morning to Dec 23 at night, I am going to be visiting Santa Clarita for the last time before my two year long mission. I'm sorry for the short notice and the short time!

Just got my missionary call

Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:12:17 GMT

Roseville, California! That's right, returning to my home state and giving the people of the Roseville mission something to pray about!

HAPPY NINJA DAY!!!

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 07:02:57 GMT

Ninja's are the past, present, and future. GO NINJA'S! Wait, crap, I didnt post in time. DANG, I missed ninja day! I didnt even have time to do ANYTHING! Im so not ninja it hurts.

Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:07:14 GMT

Take the Hecatomb™ TCG What Is Your Doom? quiz.

Uh... not exactly what I had in mind, but when I get crazy mad over something serious, I tend to scare myself. What to do with someone I catch violating a child is one thing I hope I never have to decide. Just thinking about that makes my blood boil.

Fun stuff

Mon, 25 Sep 2006 03:37:01 GMT

Your results:
You are Qui-Gon Jinn

Qui-Gon Jinn		93%
Obi-Wan Kenobi		89%
Chewbacca		76%
Yoda		70%
Mace Windu		70%
Lando Calrissian		69%
R2-D2		68%
An Ewok		63%
Princess Leia		62%
Han Solo		60%

Overall, you're a pretty well balanced person.
But maybe you focus a little too
much on the here and now.
Think about the future before its too late.

(This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters)

Click here to take the "Which Star Wars character are you?" quiz...

....snow....

Sun, 17 Sep 2006 01:23:44 GMT

I got my yellow sash. That was hardcore. It hurt a little, but it was amazing. It started snowing on top of me while I was taking the garbage out at work. SNOWING! SEPTEMBER! TOO SHOCKED TO TYPE FULL SENTENCES!

Awesome Quiz

Tue, 05 Sep 2006 17:53:10 GMT

You scored as Silver. You are a Silver Were. Silver Weres are the spice in the Garou, the strange and unexpected, often rare creatures. The irony of being Silver, even if the metal doesn't harm Weres like it was beleived, brings joy to the Silver Ones to no end. They are fascinated by the paranormal happenings around them, including themselves!

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Silver

86%

Red

71%

Grey

64%

Brown

50%

White

43%

Gold

36%

Black

14%

What Color Werewolf Are You??
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Have yet to find any male with four distinct nipples. If anyone hears of anybody like that, give me a call. I really want to know if Im alone in the world or not.

My destructive healing

Sun, 03 Sep 2006 06:29:50 GMT

If You Were Born in 2893...

Your Name Would Be: Uaro Vuis

And You Would Be: A Robot Hunter

If You Were Born in 2893

Im a tad sore, but I am not working as many hours, so I have had some healing time. I have found that I have a disease, and the only cure is more cowbell... and another BL3 entry, Wave entry, or Donna Reaper strip. Yes, I am very dependent on you guys. If you have enough time and the right creative juices, I would love to get some anti-venom before this thing eats me from the inside out.

The Bishop says that he will send in my papers in October, which means it will still be a while before I go on my mish, but not too long. Still not sure about where Im going, but at least now its a sure thing that I AM going. Not that there was ever any doubt that I would go, it was just taking a while. Anyways, I love/miss everybody and I hope to make a suprise visit before I go.

Tue, 08 Aug 2006 04:45:13 GMT

You scored as Green. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'>

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Anarchism

67%

Green

67%

Republican

67%

Socialist

33%

Democrat

Nazi

Fascism

Communism

What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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I... couldnt stop...

Sun, 16 Jul 2006 23:11:23 GMT

You Are Tofu

Okay, so you aren't exactly meat. And that's fine with you. Even if people think you're a bit bland.
There's a good chance you're veg - and even if you aren't, you secretly think meat is gross.

What Kind of Meat Are You?

You Are Spider-Man

Quick and agile, you have killer instincts (literally).
And that kind of makes up for the whole creepy spider thing.

What Superhero Are You?

Your Power Level is: 75%

You're a very powerful person, and you know that all of your power comes from within.
Keep on doing what you're doing, and you'll reach your goals.

How Powerful Are You?

You are 80% Aquarius

How Aquarius Are You?

Your Deadly Sins

Envy: 0%

Gluttony: 0%

Greed: 0%

Lust: 0%

Pride: 0%

Sloth: 0%

Wrath: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 0%

You will die in a duel.

How Sinful Are You?

You Are Cyclops

Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.
You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.

Power: force beams from your eyes

Which of the X-Men Are You?

You Are 3% Selfish

In other words, you're a warm, caring considerate person.
Just make sure to get your way sometimes. There's a fine line between unselfish and pushover.

How Selfish Are You?

Your Aura is Blue

Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.
You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships.

The purpose of your life: showing love to other people

Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah

Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor

What Color Is Your Aura?

Your Luck Quotient: 98%

You have an extremely high luck quotient.
Not only do you consider yourself lucky, probably everyone you know does too.
But you're smart enough to know that you've mostly made your own luck.
By being positive, open, and flexible, a lot of luck has come your way!

How Lucky Are You?

You Are 7 Up

Understated and subtle, people warm up to you slowly.
But once they're hooked, they can't imagine going back to anyone else!

Your best soda match: Diet Coke

Stay away from: Mountain Dew

What Kind of Soda Are You?

You Are 88% Happy

It's unlikely that you know anyone happier than you.
You know how to be happy, no matter what life throws at you.

How Happy Are You?

You Passed 8th Grade Science

Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?

You Are Kermit

Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know.
You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems.
Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green.
Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies!

The Muppet Personality Test

Your Monster Profile

Brutal Terror

You Feast On: Bananas

You Lurk Around In: Candy Factories

You Especially Like to Torment: Your Evil Twin

What's Your Monster Name?

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Fire Prowler
Your Superpower is Rapping
Your Weakness is LiveJournal
Your Weapon is Your Force Throwing Stars
Your Mode of Transportation is Surfboard

What's your Superhero Name?

You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

Meatball Pizza

Unusual and uncompromising.
You're usually the first to discover a new trend.
You appreciate a good meal and good company.
You're an interesting blend of traditional and modern.

What's Your Pizza Personality?

You Should Be a Film Writer

You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind.
You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life.
Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling.
And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen!

What Type of Writer Should You Be?

Your Personality Is

Idealist (NF)

You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.
You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.

You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.
Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.

You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.
Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.

In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.

At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.

With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.

As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.

On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours.

The Three Question Personality Test

Your Hillbilly Name Is...

Butch West

Hillbilly Name Generator

Your Theme Song is Beautiful Day by U2

"Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away"

You see the beauty in life, especially in ordinary everyday moments.
And if you're feeling down, even that seems a little beautiful too.

What's Your Theme Song?

You Are 33 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

You Are 100% Gentleman

No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman.
You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable.

Are You A Gentleman?

You Are Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream

A classic and an original, no wonder everyone snakes your style!

What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

Your Band Name is:

The Furry Pit Bulls

Band Name Generator

Your Personality Is Like Ecstasy

You're usually feeling the love for the world around you - you want to hug everyone.
And while you're usually content to sit back and view the world with wonder...
Sometimes you're world becomes very overwhelming and a little scary.

What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Your Chances of Being a Multimillionaire: 92%

It's almost certain you'll be a multimillionaire. Just keep doing what you're doing.
You are good with money, a creative thinker, and an ethical person. You might be the next Donald Trump!

Will You Be a Multimillionaire?

Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me"

A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out.
Your heart is open to where ever love takes you!

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out

Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking

What turns you off: fighting and conflict

Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Your Inner Child Is Surprised

You see many things through the eyes of a child.
Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded.
You cherish all of the details in life.
Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things.

How Is Your Inner Child?

Who Should Paint You: Alfred Gockel

All American yet funky, you inspire an artist's imagination
And while not everyone will understand your portrait, you will!

What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

Church was cool today. I lead the music for the elders today when we sang "Battle Hymn of the Republic" in Sacrament meeting for the rest of the congregation. I had no idea what I was doing, but everyone said I did great, so divine providence strikes again!

SIIIINNnnn....BAAaa...d

Fri, 14 Jul 2006 05:02:54 GMT

You scored as Sinbad. You are gifted with gab and can talk your way out of just about any situation. Very charming, but sometimes the charm gets you into trouble. The gods look on you fondly and sometimes through obstacles at you just to see how creative your solution is.

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Dread Pirate Roberts

100%

Sinbad

100%

Captain Jack Sparrow

67%

Black Beard

50%

Will Turner

33%

Long John Silvers

33%

Captain Barbosa

Mary Read

Captain James T. Hook

Morgan Adams

What kind of Pirate are you?
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About two minutes ago, Joe IMed me and said that Sammy has passed on. One in a million, that one.

I feel so cool

Mon, 10 Jul 2006 06:15:37 GMT

I got an awesome Pirate mix two days ago. It sounds so awesome. I got to teach the lesson today in Elder's Chorum. It was about journals and such, and I learned a lot through teaching it. I like teaching. I went in prepared, but I had no idea what to say in between the things I had the class read. I let the Holy Ghost fill in the blanks for me, and he did so. I love feeling the Spirit direct my thoughts and gently nudge me in the right direction. It's funny how I can do improv in front of thousands and not break a sweat, but when I teach in the name of Christ, my knees shake because Im so nervous to present my lesson before agents of the Lord. Not just my avid audience of elders, but the angels who come to sit through the lesson as well. I can feel them their, grinning at the truths I humbly present.

I am so happy its not even funny

Sat, 08 Jul 2006 09:08:29 GMT

I saw Pirates 2 last night/this morning WITH MY FAMILY! My mom is so cool. It went from 11 pm to 2 AM! I loved every minute of it. The fights were amazing and the story was awesome, and Jack Sparrow IS a good man... with very good aim. Im going to see my sis off at the airport in about an hour. She will be visiting you guys NEXT week, going to Especially for Youth this week. Keep an eye open for her! Today has been incredible, and I have a cast party later tonight, AND I've almost paid off all my school fees and such, so I might be able to hitch a ride out there some time in the near future. I'll grab an airplane wheel before it lifts if I have to! I miss you all. I wish I could have seen Pirates 2 with you. Be good, and be sure to read at least one BL3 entry a week, just cuz its cool. Much love!

Nice to know...

Fri, 09 Jun 2006 06:16:45 GMT

My Purity Report - Compared to Others

De' Nile

Sun, 28 May 2006 07:21:19 GMT

Which Extremity of the World Are You?
From the towering colossi at Rum and Monkey.

Same old same old. I wish I could turn invisible. That is one of the coolest yet slightly over looked super powers. Being invisible is quite handy when you need time to think. Of course, so does freezing time, but once you get that uber powerful you're basically demigod level and then things just get boring.
Here is a question for all to answer: What do you think is the most USELESS superpower and/or superhero or super villain?

Program is out

Tue, 23 May 2006 00:28:16 GMT

For any of you wondering, they did find a guy to play Sam. I have not met him yet, but he sounds like a cool guy. Cant wait to meet him. But yeah, here is the program!
http://www.greennerd.com/DHT-Holes.html

Hm, a human... whod have thought

Wed, 17 May 2006 04:33:51 GMT

You scored as Human. You are a Human warrior!. You have no magic, but you are very strong and use that as you're weapon. You like roaming the forest, killing creatures (the evil ones of course) and speding time with you're family.

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Human

67%

Dwarf

42%

Elf

38%

Nymph

33%

Wizard

33%

Dark Magic User

What Mystcial Medieval race are you?!(Kool Pics!!)
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The play is coming up soon. Im helping build the set. Fun to be part of a show again. Adam's dungeon is awesome. My cousins are coming over this weekend. He's bringing Knights of the Republic which I really wanted to try. I miss everyone.

Anywho

Thu, 20 Apr 2006 05:11:32 GMT

the Prankster

(47% dark, 19% spontaneous, 10% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT

Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher

The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -

If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 50% on darkness

You scored higher than 1% on spontaneity

You scored higher than 1% on vulgarity

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Im tired.

Coolest Quiz EVER

Wed, 19 Apr 2006 02:14:03 GMT

You are Robin

Robin		100%
Spider-Man		90%
The Flash		80%
Hulk		75%
Superman		70%
Batman		70%
Green Lantern		45%
Wonder Woman		40%
Iron Man		40%
Supergirl		35%
Catwoman		25%

Young and acrobatic.
You don't mind stepping aside
to give someone else glory.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

Im still going to come to SC on April 27th, but I cant miss so many days of rehearsal, so Im going to have to cut the trip short. I only have five days with you guys! I have to make each day count. Its going to be tough, but Ill try to squeeze everything I wanted to do in two and a half weeks into not even a week. Cheerio!

Oh the time that is on my hands

Mon, 03 Apr 2006 05:01:34 GMT

I lost track of how many pranks I pulled on my friends and family yesterday. I came up with some interesting jokes, but my two favorites I played on my mom. I called her on my break and told her I quit my job and I needed a ride home. I had her going for at least three and a half minutes. When I got off work I filled a styrophome cup with water and poured salt into it. I pretended to take some sips on the way to my mom's car when she came to pick me up. I knew she would take a sip from it, cuz thats just what she does with drinks my sister and I bring into the car. She drank it and made a very satisfying face and then started laughing. She took the jokes very well, I have to say.

All in all, I just have too much time on my hands.

Sorry if I annoyed/offended anyone, but no worries all. Those are the last pranks I will pull all year long... unless a good one comes up.

The Best Story Ever Told

Fri, 24 Mar 2006 05:50:00 GMT

I was watching an Evil Knievel History Channel special (learned a lot that day. For instance: NASA was charged for littering when Sky Lab fell out of orbit and the ticket has never been paid and John Wayne died of stomach cancer that he recieved after doing a western shot in Nevada (around the area where they tested the atom bomb))when the retired stuntman gave a geneoligical epic that CHANGED MY LIFE!

"Have you ever heard of my great-great-great-great-great grandfather? He was a gladiator in Rome, when Cesar ruled. He really pissed Cesar off, so the emporer commanded a hole to be dug in the center of the coloseum and my grandfather to be barried in the hole so that only his neck and head were above ground. Ceaser then released a lion into the arena. He had caught the lion a while before, fed it for a month, then starved it near to death just before the scheduled execution.

"This lion sprung at my great-grandad's head. Before the lion's teeth reached his skull, my grandad bent his neck, let the lion continue the leap, and then bit his BALLS OFF before they passed him and spat them at Cesar. The man Rome revered as a God then cried out from his podium, "d---it Knievel! Fight fair, you b---tard!""

I cried afterwards. It was a bit graphic, I changed the wording a bit, and I doubt that the story is 100% accurate, but that is the coolest story I have ever heard!